How to stop liking him

Stop looking at his status on WhatsApp!

It’s time to turn the page, to look for the vaccine to neutralize the ravages of this more resistant virus than that of influenza A.


Let’s look at a few steps to achieve immunity:

How to stop liking him

1-Delete your phone number.

Eliminate him from your mobile, from your physical and digital agenda. Make those nine digits disappear completely from your surroundings.

It is true that some time ago you decided to stop sending him desperate messages but you must overcome that crazy tic of watching his status on WhatsApp every five minutes.

Repeat this 55 times: “I do not care if he is online”, “I do not care that his last connection was 38 minutes ago”, “I do not care if he has changed his profile

Delete that number and feel the tranquility and deep appreciation of your dignity.

2-Stop being friends on Facebook.

Think of one thing, if you have been able to erase his phone number, you are a champion. If you could make the first point, this one is sucked.

Get him out of there, kick him, you can. There is no pain. REMOVE him. Just do it!, release this whip with which you have been whipping yourself during this time and feel the relief of the sweet farewell.

3-If you have removed him from Facebook, stop following him on Twitter.

And you already know. Hit the unfollow right now!

4-Lovesickness thins more than the artichoke.

Some people like to eat when they’re going through this but, if we generalize, we will see that the vast majority loses in a few days more kilos than Caritina Goyanes with seven crash diets.

Take advantage of it, take time for yourself, get ready. While you are taking care of yourself, you are forgetting more and more of him and you begin to remember yourself.

5-Do sport.

Run, do yoga or Krav magá, whatever!

But go out and do it, because the sport is the great antidote to stress, anguish, and lovesickness.

Sports disconnect, relieve and help forget.

And for someone to stop liking you, it’s essential to get it out of your head.

6-Go out day and night.

Go out a lot and meet other people.

Remember that there are more than seven billion people out there and that is wonderful.

While you go out, you enjoy; and while you enjoy, you forget and that attraction gradually diminishes.

7-Do not start dating another guy until you know that he has stopped enchanting you.

Nobody deserves that.

8-You think you do not like him anymore and you’ve met someone else.

That’s great, but be careful: the chances of having a relapse are as great as when you ask him to accept you as a friend on Facebook.

If this strain of the virus attacks you, do not tell your new partner yet. Shut up and give yourself a time; the steps towards immunity begin again. With luck, you will make the fever go much faster.

And if things get longer, you should be honest with who you are now.

Maybe the virus is turning you into a zombie, but do not allow it to turn you into a heartless coward.

9-You have relapsed, you have left your new partner and you are a hair away from having a problem with drinking.

You only have to travel. Go traveling alone.

Traveling usually heals all the evils of man. And, above all, the nonsense.

10-The return home is usually sweet and grateful.

Reconcile with yourself and give yourself a pat: you had all this time of travel without remembering him.

You have so many things to do, you have known places and people who have aired your mind.

And then you realize the ultimate proof: you’re too lazy to think about him.